Bound To Be President

Bound To Be President Looked around for book in a library Had compunction for one called Pecuniary Liability contained in insurance policy That and person could see was a fallacy. On one fact I had been completely sold When by both parents, they often scold Proof in pudding really had been in a pie Not avoid no matter how hard we try. Pie was eaten up totally and completely Ended up in my stomach nice and neatly Came up with idea plump and pregnant Turn leftovers into Poem with God's consent. Here it happens to be my fine friend Completely coming out of my rear end So much of it soon was passed around Was part of a President's odd sound. You can fill in any politician's name in place of President with my consent. James Thesarious Hilarious Horn Retired Veteran and Poet