Boo!

On Saturday night, I was watching a movie Till I fell asleep. All of a sudden, At around twelve forty-five, I heard a loud thump. "Who is that?" I asked. I waited for a response, But there was nothing. So I asked again, "Who's there? Quit fooling around And show yourself now!" There's still no answer. "This is SO not happening," I said to myself. I grabbed my flashlight And my lucky baseball bat To investigate. The entire house Was checked from top to bottom: I even went outside. Then I said, "Hello? Is anybody out here? Anyone at all?" But again, nothing. It's only a distraction To keep me awake. I went back inside, Washed my hands, and proceeded Back to my bedroom. When I locked my door-- "BOO!" My girlfriend just scared me! It's Spooky Season.