Bone Beach

Great surfing you may not have guessed can be found in the upper northwest. In a full rubber suit the great whites think looks cute, the dawn patrol shreds the gnar best. Seems the beaches were starting to groan; the supports underneath were all blown. But now that Ozempic has come to Olympic, it appears they will stand on their own. Once fleshy, vivacious, with curves, Bone Beach is now lacking in verve. When whales get reported, the lifeguards who sort it have nothing but sinews and nerves. How I long to see Baywatch again, and the slow motion bounce for the win! Although healthy is wise, put some meat on those thighs or those bones will protrude through your skin.