Bon Voyage

The story goes that men have only one thing on their mind
But down throughout the ages there are men far more refined 
Sometimes man is called upon to do the righteous thing
And carry out the wishes of his one almighty King

                                            *

The boat backlit by sunshine was a jet black silhouette 
It’s meant to rain but I can see no sign of that as yet
Predator and prey all jostled, keen to earn a place
And some tried hard to imitate a not yet chosen face

A sudden coolness in the air, a change I understand
And sure enough the rain began to fall upon the sand
The rumours had the birds and beasts assembled on the beach
But animals are never sure which God they should beseech 

To save the boat from ruptures I filed down their claws and horns
What a shame the lions ate one of the unicorns
Whoever brought mosquitoes, take a one way trip to hell
and if you brought tarantulas then you can go as well

It’s hard to comprehend the water now above my feet
The rain so harsh it flails the skin like hailstones sharp as sleet.
Of creatures not yet boarded some are jostling many braying
Some, resigned, just bow their heads as though they might be praying

The last two creatures half way up the boarding ramp look back
And then resume their brief ascent beneath a sky now black
The water now is at my knees, I hear small creatures cry
As I wade to the boarding ramp and climb to where it’s dry 

I turn and hold a palm against my chest and bid farewell
To all the beasts forlorn and lost and who I can’t wish well
The fate of all but two from every breed assembled here
Is sealed by word from up above and they are lost, I fear

I close my ears to all horrific squeals from far and wide
The waters now have risen more and this is not the tide
The boat is now afloat, the ramp is up, secured in place
And we set sail to start anew if we should find God’s grace

So many days adrift and praying that we shall not sink 
There's water, water everywhere and all I do is think
The birds and beasts are restless and their waste is foul and rank
Would it not be better if we pulled the plug and sank

At last the rain has stopped but will the water please recede
And offer up some land on which the beasts can all be freed
But should we find some high ground after all these days at sea
I pray there’ll be an olive tree… I’m gasping for a pee

                                            *

And so it came to pass, that we set foot upon dry land
I told my wife, “We have to multiply… you understand?”
She said, “We’ve been through thick and thin, yet here and now I find
It’s clearly true that men have only one thing on their mind.”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2024


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Date: 8/29/2024 11:38:00 AM
Hello Terry, What a humorous retelling of Noah. Do men always think about sex. Being a man I hope that most of my thoughts are about life. But then again we are stereo typed just like any other group. Your story does reflect well unto human nature, particularly male behavior, suggesting that even in the most extraordinary circumstances, certain aspects of human nature remain constant. - Blessings, My Friend, Daniel
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Terry Flood
Date: 8/31/2024 3:09:00 PM
I believe Noah was hundreds of years old when he (allegedly) built the ark… so 1) it’s no wonder he needed a pee, and 2) he would probably rather have a nice cup of tea than anything more energetic. Glad you enjoyed my reimagining…
Date: 8/27/2024 4:25:00 PM
Love it Terry, bard of the ark. Enjoyed every line of every verse… Beryl
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Terry Flood
Date: 8/27/2024 4:32:00 PM
Thank you, Beryl. Real or fictional, the story of Noah’s Ark will always tweak man’s imagination. Glad you enjoyed my rendition. Terry
Date: 8/27/2024 3:35:00 PM
ha ha ha you are so darn funny Terry! Flood is a very apt name especially with this theme lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 8/27/2024 3:39:00 PM
I tried so hard to keep this serious…. I just couldn’t do it. Glad you enjoyed. It’s loosely based on a Sparks song of the same name on a more or less similar theme… was going to provide a link but links and I don’t get on. Nice to hear from you, Jan. Terry
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