Bomoh the Malaysian Shaman

With the self declared bomoh king around, smiles are going around... Vigorously shared are pictures of his quirky aids and aides gathered round.... One widely circulated pictures the venerated one holding up a magical vase .... Plain looking yet with mystical powers you could never have guessed.... This time the exalted one has deign to offer earlier a press session.... A genuine effort on his part to better inform us all of his good intention.. It is within his will and intention that Malaysians should suffer the haze no more... Never fear, he's the bomoh king, he is here for us in order that we suffer no more.. Once he and his aides get into their mystical antics with religious rites next.... Why, expect nothing less than all round crystal clear and blue skies next... His precious mystical vase will draw in all that cursed haze and dust... He will supernaturally clear the skies and heavens of all the haze and dust... All that invisibility problem at the airports will be a thing of the past... With him around, all ye people shall get to sleep safe and sound that last... Hip, hip hooray! Hooray to our most exalted learned one rushing to our aid... Like a superhero in a fantasy novel flying in to give much needed aid... Malaysians all countryside wide, look up, look ahead and be relieved... Bomoh king and his aides come to the rescue and all ye people, believe! A tribute in jest to the local shaman who endeavours to clear the skies of unhealthy and thick haze over Malaysia and her neighbours here in SE Asia. His latest antics brought more fame or rather more infamy to Malaysia....