Bob's Breeding Services

Bob’s Breeding Services By Elton Camp To supplement farming’s meager pay Bob came up with a fairly easy way It was hard for neighbors to keep a bull Seldom used, but must keep his belly full So Bob put his bull out for folks to hire For the stud, they often came to enquire One day, while Bob was gone to town His next door neighbor came around It was, for him, quite an awkward case About a matter, the wife he had to face “Tell me what it is you want,” she said The neighbor’s face turned bright red “It’s about him impregnating my daughter.” Sweat dripped from his face like water “For using the bull, fifty bucks is the fee, The charge for that, it’s Bob you must see.”