Blush

Let's talk about things that embarrass us Cause we all have a story to tell Like the toliet paper stuck on our shoe Or maybe you stumbled and fell When someone asks a question And you think they're talking to you Then you realize they meant someone else So what's a person to do Or going to the bathroom and someone is there It makes for some grand adventures You open you mouth and laughed so hard That you almost lost your dentures You should have known it could happen On such a windy day You walk outside to get the mail And almost lose your toupee I'm sure there's a million stories Of embarrassment every day We look back on those moments and smile As the memories pass our way