Blunderwoman Strikes Back - a Poem For Tim Smith

TO FULLY UNDERSTAND THIS POEM PLEASE READ MY POEM 'NOT QUITE 
WONDER WOMAN' AND TIM SMITH'S POEM A CALL TO BLUNDERWOMAN


Hey Tim’s kids get off your tush
Your dad is baking something lush
He’s made a massive tray of cake
Do the washing up for goodness sake

Then he’s going to mow the lawn
Poor guy’s been up since the crack of dawn
Then he will tackle the all the weeding
While you shout out ‘dad we need feeding’

So give your dad a lovely break
Surprise him with a special cake
I’d give you a hand but I’m not free
But please send a slice to me

Get off the x box and have some fun
Play in the park or go for a run
If dad is busy then give me a call
And Blunderwoman will scare you all

Then you will appreciate you dad
For Blunderwoman is really bad
She will fill your head with dread and fear
So do me a favour pour your dad a cold beer

Sit him down in front of the telly
With lots of food and wobbly jelly
Give him hugs and a special treat
Now he can relax and put up his feet



Jan Allison
3rd August 2014
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Reese Avatar
August 5, 2014 at 5:21 PM
Very nice write. Looks like blunderwoman meets superdad.
Allison Avatar
August 5, 2014 at 5:32 PM
I think you are right there Tim is a wonderful dad and the love for his children shines out in his poems:-) They wouldn't want to meet Blunderwoman shes a walking disaster area LOL. Hugs Jan xx
Nance Avatar
August 4, 2014 at 10:49 AM
HAHAH oh I love it!!!! Next fly over her and wrangle Abby lol. :)
Allison Avatar
August 4, 2014 at 10:54 AM
LOL I wish I had wings and could fly Casarah - would be such fun to meet up! I always wanted to work with young children so I trained as a Nursery Nurse when I left school. Hugs to you and Abby. Jan xxxx
Gibson Avatar
August 3, 2014 at 7:34 PM
Really cute, Jan. Blunder Woman sounds like a kindred spirit.
Allison Avatar
August 4, 2014 at 1:36 AM
LOL thanks for dropping by Faye:-) Hugs Jan xxx
Lamoureux Avatar
August 3, 2014 at 6:31 PM
Way to go Blunder Woman! This was fun.
Allison Avatar
August 3, 2014 at 6:33 PM
Richard to fully understand this poem please read my poem 'not quite wonder woman' and Tim's poem 'a call to Blunderwoman' Hugs jan xxxx
Harrell Avatar
August 3, 2014 at 6:19 PM
Hey Jan, I thought blunder woman is a messed up woman lol. Are you messed up? Haha. Too cute. I don't think his kids will listen to ya. Sorry Tim. But Jan is too nice, lol
Harrell Avatar
August 3, 2014 at 6:42 PM
Haha I got it. The blunderwoman is at work. Watch out :)
Allison Avatar
August 3, 2014 at 6:22 PM
Toquyen You need to read Not Quite Wonder Woman and Tim's call to Blunderwoman to understand this write LOL Hugs jan xxx
Smith Avatar
August 3, 2014 at 6:11 PM
hahahaha....love it Jan...you're a hoot :) hugs Tim xxx :)
Allison Avatar
August 3, 2014 at 6:14 PM
Cheers Tim hope it made you smile - threaten them I'll be over if they don't tow the line :-) Hugs as ever Jan xxxxx
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