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Blue Balls

Blue Balls

his head is so COLD he can’t think
his butt - COLD blanched white - never pink
cold he stands quiv’rin’
helpless cold shiv’rin
as his COLD-blue man-bits slow shrink


©1/7/2019


Same Word Winter Limerick Poetry Contest
sponsor – Charles Messina

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 1/15/2019 6:25:00 PM
One of the very best of them. Congrats!
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Date: 1/15/2019 2:10:00 PM
Absolutely love limericks that give me a chuckle!!! This is great and deserving of first place! Congrats! ~Cindi~
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Date: 1/15/2019 9:20:00 AM
Back with congrats! :)))
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Date: 1/15/2019 4:27:00 AM
Hilarious, congratulations on winning first place!
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Date: 1/14/2019 10:15:00 PM
John, this is hilarious! Great job on this form...I loved it! Congratulations on your 1st place win. Charlie
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Date: 1/10/2019 2:21:00 PM
Hi John, had to come and read this limerick when I did read the title. Loved the content and the laugh. Have a wonderful Thursday....Mike.
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Date: 1/9/2019 3:24:00 PM
awesome, and I really liked the snowman poem you did over on your comment. That would have worked as well!
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Date: 1/8/2019 9:11:00 PM
John , you gotta use cold in lines 3 and 4 as well. Pretty sure. Anyway, GREAT funny!! (cold he stands quivering. helpless cold shivering)
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John lawless
Date: 1/9/2019 7:59:00 AM
Thanks Andrea, made the changes.
Date: 1/7/2019 10:06:00 AM
lol John:-) hugs Jan xx
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John lawless
Date: 1/9/2019 2:39:00 PM
OOPS....stopped to get a cuppa joe and forgot to add a reply....
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John lawless
Date: 1/9/2019 7:59:00 AM
Date: 1/7/2019 8:39:00 AM
;p
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