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Blue Balls

Blue Balls his head is so COLD he can’t think his butt - COLD blanched white - never pink cold he stands quiv’rin’ helpless cold shiv’rin as his COLD-blue man-bits slow shrink ©1/7/2019 Same Word Winter Limerick Poetry Contest sponsor – Charles Messina

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Eve Roper
Date: 1/18/2019 9:24:00 PM
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John, awesome well written with great imagery limerick. Congratulations on your win! Hugs Eve ~`*
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 1/15/2019 6:25:00 PM
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One of the very best of them. Congrats!
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Cindi Rockwell
Date: 1/15/2019 2:10:00 PM
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Absolutely love limericks that give me a chuckle!!! This is great and deserving of first place! Congrats! ~Cindi~
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Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 1/15/2019 9:20:00 AM
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Back with congrats! :)))
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 1/15/2019 4:27:00 AM
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Hilarious, congratulations on winning first place!
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Charles Messina
Date: 1/14/2019 10:15:00 PM
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John, this is hilarious! Great job on this form...I loved it! Congratulations on your 1st place win. Charlie
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Vladislav Raven
Date: 1/10/2019 2:21:00 PM
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Hi John, had to come and read this limerick when I did read the title. Loved the content and the laugh. Have a wonderful Thursday....Mike.
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 1/9/2019 3:24:00 PM
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awesome, and I really liked the snowman poem you did over on your comment. That would have worked as well!
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 1/8/2019 9:11:00 PM
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John , you gotta use cold in lines 3 and 4 as well. Pretty sure. Anyway, GREAT funny!! (cold he stands quivering. helpless cold shivering)
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John Lawless
Date: 1/9/2019 7:59:00 AM
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Thanks Andrea, made the changes.
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/7/2019 10:06:00 AM
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lol John:-) hugs Jan xx
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John Lawless
Date: 1/9/2019 2:39:00 PM
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OOPS....stopped to get a cuppa joe and forgot to add a reply....
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John Lawless
Date: 1/9/2019 7:59:00 AM
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Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 1/7/2019 8:39:00 AM
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;p
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