Blowing Smoke
I must chuckle over the girls who say they don't fart
This is all while boys are competing turning it into an art
Girls feeling embarrassed so they duck off and hide
Boys excited because they ripped one off the loudest so they smile with pride
Sometimes gas comes out of the opposite end
Boys will burp or belch and make a game out of that too with a friend
Girls will try to be proper and cover their mouths to muffle sound so it's quiet
Boys will giggle and laugh and turn it into quite a riot
They're a natural body function
Come from delicious meals upon consumption
Slightly more impish are the tendencies of boys
Using manners brings the girls greater joy
It's funny how tables turn as we grow older
Young ladies pending comfort levels tend to get bolder
Young men use more manners to impress the young ladies
Their allowance won't allow them to roll up in a Mercedes
Some people just go about their business and don't pay no mind
Simply act like nothing happened as they continue their daily grind
Some prefer the words toot, flatulence, or passing gas
Fact of the matter is we all blow smoke out of our ass
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