Blowing Smoke

I must chuckle over the girls who say they don't fart This is all while boys are competing turning it into an art Girls feeling embarrassed so they duck off and hide Boys excited because they ripped one off the loudest so they smile with pride Sometimes gas comes out of the opposite end Boys will burp or belch and make a game out of that too with a friend Girls will try to be proper and cover their mouths to muffle sound so it's quiet Boys will giggle and laugh and turn it into quite a riot They're a natural body function Come from delicious meals upon consumption Slightly more impish are the tendencies of boys Using manners brings the girls greater joy It's funny how tables turn as we grow older Young ladies pending comfort levels tend to get bolder Young men use more manners to impress the young ladies Their allowance won't allow them to roll up in a Mercedes Some people just go about their business and don't pay no mind Simply act like nothing happened as they continue their daily grind Some prefer the words toot, flatulence, or passing gas Fact of the matter is we all blow smoke out of our ass