Blountville Tennessee Police Report

Blountville, Tenn - Police Report A woman from Blountville’s East High Accused of what she did deny She said “search me- you can Here, I’ll give you a hand” The policeman said “Go on comply” She quickly stepped out of her skirt Next to come off was her shirt Her bra then came unhooked As the officers looked Ever and always alert She thought what disrobing would do Distract them till they thought it true If they saw no lost money They would have to say “Honey I guess that the thief wasn’t you” She said “See I told you it’s true An apology from you is due” But the cops didn’t waiver One said “Do us a favor And kindly remove your left shoe” And there in her shoe lay the bill The fifty she took from the till They said now get dressed We were not that impressed And she gave them a look that could kill So what did we learn – let me see The policeman in east Tennessee Were not led astray By this woman’s display Could I say the same had it been me? Uncle Mike