Blind Date

It was through a friend I found a date I decided yes after a great debate We arranged to meet by the station clock I hoped she was ok , and I wasn’t in for a shock At 7:45 I was standing with my flowers It was only minutes but it seemed like hours Then out of the crowd came a woman in white At first I thought she looked alright She came up to me and we said hello I’d booked a table at a nice bistro As we walked along her arm in mine Taking in the view of the nice coastline After a while she started to cough Then she fell over and her leg fell off Being concerned with much alarm I reached down to help and pulled off her arm I stood transfixed as she lay on the ground Hoping shortly I would be homeward bound I lent down again , my thoughts in doubt Tried to help her up and false **** fell out As they rolled down the bank , I was in dismay Her body parts were in disarray My blind date , I started to regret As she lay there crying , all upset “don’t you want sex “? I thought what a deflator “throw it over here and I’ll shag it later “ Copyright © Graeme Taylor 2013 By GT