Blase About Hyperbole

At my antique womanly age, I have reached beyond cynicism stage, I am quite blasé about hyperbole, Hearsay evidence about chicks like me, You're wasting your time, unfortunately, Old bags like me are basically resilient, you see, I've had 700 billion lovers, it seems, Plus or minus 10%, is that how you deem? Contemplation on such matters makes me giggly! Yes, quite blase about hyperbole, You're wasting your time, quite definitely!