Blame It on 'They'

      I believe in ‘maximum exposure’       
          each and every day  
              
      When my plans go awry
           I blame it on ‘they’

       'They’ are so old-fashioned
            and vindictive to boot

       ‘They’ even banned me from nudist camp 
            ~ envied my birthday suit
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Crandall Avatar
July 18, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Haha, yep, jealous for sure! lol
Wolf Avatar
July 18, 2026 at 8:57 PM
David, if you only knew how much there is to jealous of. lol. ~ gw
Scott Avatar
July 17, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Like the rhyme verse last line funny
Wolf Avatar
July 18, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Thanks for checking in, David.
Goldsmith Avatar
July 16, 2026 at 12:56 PM
A fun read. I want my birthday suit All wrapped up. Thank You!!! Have a fun day writing away..........
Wolf Avatar
July 16, 2026 at 7:58 PM
A very revealing comment there, Paula.
Lawless Avatar
July 16, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I read about that birthday suit suit. Once the bare facts were uncovered it was immediate acquittal
Wolf Avatar
July 16, 2026 at 7:55 PM
The naked truth, John.
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