Black Bird Messenger

the black bird came to me perched on my ledge and told me that he was there on behalf of his master the grim reaper as my name was on his list and it was time for me to go I pleaded for more time he said sorry chap beyond my pay grade so to speak prepare to meet God this evening at midnight and if you are lucky you will go to the good place if unlucky you will be going to the bad place if you give me 10,000 dollars I can help you get on the right list but I need the money now I paid the corrupt bird from hell and prepared to meet my fate that late date