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Bizarre Behaviour

Why do passengers freak out when I'm driving the car Do they feel insecure just coz I'm old, can't see very far Is it the squinting stuff Or driving in the buff? Should I worry explaining to the cops my behavior bizarre?

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Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 4/10/2018 8:10:00 AM

I'm guessing you don't have a leather interior,that would be a sticky situation ;p

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/10/2018 8:51:00 AM

Did you read what Maria said about driving nude in Spain??? Whatta progressive country!!! LOL

Tom Cunningham

Date: 4/10/2018 7:46:00 AM

Some fillies fancied a wee bit of rough/saw happy jack doing handstands in the buff/old jack didn't care/all the fillies did stare/jack said let me know when you've all had enough/ """""""""""""""""""""""""""" Haven't seen SO for a while, he might be away. Good morrow sir jack.

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/10/2018 7:50:00 AM

Missing that guy!!! Good morrow Sir Thomas!!!

Maria Williams

Date: 4/10/2018 7:18:00 AM

Go to Spain Jack - cops in Spain - THAT IS - It isn't an infringement of human rights for the police to charge any one for walking around in the nude - That's true, goes for shopping in the buff too - there you go - Spain will be calling you..Maria xox

Maria Williams
Date: 4/10/2018 8:08:00 AM

No definitely not jazzing you. In Spain it is not against the law to walk around (or drive ) in the 'nuddie' - there - a new Aussie word for you. RE Si Maybe he has already left for Spain? But on the serious side, it may be nice for you to Soup mail him. Maria xox

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/10/2018 7:23:00 AM

YIKES!!! Are you jazzing me??? I'll wait for your answer before buying my ticket!!! LOL Good morning sweet thing!!! BTW where's S1??? Love, Slap Happy Jack XOX