Birthday Advice

To fully celebrate your birthday you must click your phone to off. So you can have the whole day to do whatever your heart desires. Oh, did I forget to let you know the phone needs to be locked up? Far away, so you do not have to worry about answering it at all today? The ones who love you can leave messages and you can listen to them later. After you live the day exactly the way you want to live. After you do everything you ever wanted to do. Wanted to go kayaking? Today is the day. Wanted to go water skiing? Today is the day. Wanted to go white water rafting? Today is the day. Today is your birthday, a day to celebrate you by being you. Being your happiest, most joyful, excited, enthusiastic you. Always wanted to paint a mural? Today is the day. Always wanted to write a novel? Today is the day. To start one; it is difficult to finish a novel in one day. I am not saying it cannot be done. Okay. What do I know? Write that novel! Catch a rainbow trout! Catch a moonbeam and travel to Mars. Fly to Never Never Land Invite the love of your life dancing. Do not listen to any can’ts, shouldn’t, won’t, or no’s. Hold up your imaginary stop sign and say “Listen heart, today is mine!” Enjoy your birthday my friend.