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Animals have moved in next door That must be true somehow I swear I heard my mother say She's a sour faced old cow . Now she is a dirty cow For not keeping her curtains shut and my dad has had a rollocking For staring at her butt . I didn't know cows should wear a bra but mum says ''she's showing all she's got'' To a teenage boy fresh out of puberty That cow next door sure looks hot . Now mum is going ballistic She swears the cows neck is made of brass Just because she wears a skirt That barely covers her ***. Now they are the best of friends We've torn down the garden wall Girty next door loves bingo So there must be no barriers at all Its not a game for me to play but I choose my bingo ball Dirty girty number thirty Please give me a call.

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Date: 4/8/2014 7:36:00 PM
hahahaa. B I N G O and bingo is the word. OH!!!
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Date: 4/8/2014 11:44:00 AM
Simply Hilarious! Is going in my favourites. Hugs Jan x
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