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Billy Bob's Brew

It’s been 40 days and 40 nights. My beer is all gone, this really bites. The tipping point has passed its mark. I’m sneaking out right after dark. The moon is out and shows my path. No more wine and bubble baths. Old Billy Bob’s shed is almost in view. It’s time to sample his bitter brew. An underground tavern way out in the woods. Home-made beer now understood. A roll for loo you best have got. Billy’s beer will make you squat. This secret brew spreads far and wide. With no regard for one’s backside. The family genius tries brewing beer. Down the hatch and out the rear.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020




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Date: 5/8/2020 12:45:00 PM
omg this is hilariarse - wish i could send you some Bushy's beer they have such vast quantities and are selling it off at such a cheap price now the TT races are not happening:-( hugs Jan xx into my faves for when i need a real belly laugh!
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Mark Koplin
Date: 5/8/2020 5:00:00 PM
I'm glad you liked it. I've never tried Bushy's beer. At this point beer is beer. lol
Date: 5/8/2020 7:29:00 AM
Back off from Billy Bob’s brew! It bites! Nicely done.
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Mark Koplin
Date: 5/8/2020 8:06:00 AM
Desperate times bring desperate measures. Lol Thanks Kim have a wonderful day.

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