Big Apple Bite

The Republicans are all hoping
You forgot all about Trump's groping
But New York women
Are like a lemon*
Sugar daddies sweeten the coping!


*excluding Ilene, of course!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Bauer Avatar
March 25, 2021 at 1:16 PM
hey - not ALL new york women, rico! funny poem, though...
Leffanta Avatar
March 26, 2021 at 11:11 AM
I fixed that! Aloha! Rico
Devonshire Avatar
March 25, 2021 at 1:05 PM
Yes, there are some women who just like being pampered, but I wouldn't put up with groping from anyone. Wonder how those harassment lawsuits will be resolved. Great limerick, Rico!
Leffanta Avatar
March 26, 2021 at 11:09 AM
Out of Court settlements seem to suit both parties . . . Aloha! Rico
Kendrick Avatar
March 25, 2021 at 12:56 PM
Interesting thoughts penned in this one. There are those out there that need and want a sugar daddy and take advantage of the fact they are out there. Thanks for dropping by my page. Sara
Leffanta Avatar
March 26, 2021 at 11:12 AM
Aye, but most sugar daddies are about as faithful as husbands . . . .Aloha! Rico
Cunningham Avatar
March 25, 2021 at 11:51 AM
Lol, only yesterday I was thinking of Stormy Daniels. Big bucks buys silence. Tom
Leffanta Avatar
March 26, 2021 at 11:08 AM
Is that how "bucks" became synonymous with dollars? Aloha! Rico
Y. Avatar
March 25, 2021 at 11:13 AM
Lol! Rico, This is hilarious! Loved the final line:-) Alexis
Leffanta Avatar
March 26, 2021 at 11:12 AM
Jack Lemon inspired! Aloha! Rico
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