Bewitched

A word of warning to all the guys
Who are ready to say I do
Your wife is not your only bride
But you marry her mother too

Turn on your television
And watch the show bewitched
Endora is your mother-in-law
From the moment you get hitched

So change your name to Derwood
And try not to make her mad
Or she'll become your nightmare
The worst you've ever had

Now I don't hate my mother-in-law
And there's nothing for me to fear
But I wish that I knew the magic
To make her disappear
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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March 4, 2010 at 3:11 PM
Laughing out loud, loved it!
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