Beware the Fairytales

I've come to believe some fairy tales Just might actually be true The ones with all the wicked witches And maybe, even a troll or two Now, I haven't believed in fairy tales Since I was just a kid But I think that one of them monsters Come out of them books and hid Remember those three billy goats And the troll who lived under the bridge Wel,l I know for sure, I've seen that troll With it's nose stuck in my fridge And then there's that wicked witch You know, the one that fed Snow White Well, she was in my living room Having coffee just the other night Then, there's Hansel and Gretel And the witch with the appetite Well, if you look out my window You can see that witches light Now, I'm not saying they all escaped I'm not saying that at all The one I'm talking about lives next door And it's my mother-in-law