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Beware the Fairytales

I've come to believe some fairy tales
Just might actually be true
The ones with all the wicked witches
And maybe, even a troll or two

Now, I haven't believed in fairy tales
Since I was just a kid
But I think that one of them monsters
Come out of them books and hid

Remember those three billy goats
And the troll who lived under the bridge
Wel,l I know for sure, I've seen that troll
With it's nose stuck in my fridge

And then there's that wicked witch
You know, the one that fed Snow White
Well, she was in my living room
Having coffee just the other night

Then, there's Hansel and Gretel
And the witch with the appetite
Well, if you look out my window
You can see that witches light

Now, I'm not saying they all escaped
I'm not saying that at all
The one I'm talking about lives next door
And it's my mother-in-law
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