Bevans' lair

Bevans' lair.... You're in Bevans lair, a place of disrespect, You'll find it heaven there, if you've lost your lives respect. It's really hell beware, don't take that fateful step, I wouldn't want to be you now, I'm telling you. You've gone and bitten off, more than you can chew, C'mon, c'mon, what did you do? Why did you take that path you choose? I gave you others, yet you choose the prickly rose. No petals from it, only thorns that grow, So why'd you do it? Why would you choose it so? Take yourself back, to the little crossroad, Back track on yourself, hit a 'toot' then go. Don't look back, or even over your shoulder, Unless you don't want to see, what you'll look like when you're older! When there, it's here, it's everywhere, Though when here, it's nowhere? When far, it's near, without a care, When near, it's far, how is that fair? No time synchronisation, thwarted by an insane nation! So it's back to the lair, and it's not that safe in there. Like holding a canine's gaze, with a deep-set glare, Don't stare for a fight, just 'cause you think it's rare. Cos' we know they'll bite you, from your feet to your hair, They'll rip you from, your insides out! Then they'll toss you around, and throw you all about! When there, it's here, it's everywhere, Though when here, it's nowhere? When far, it's near, without a care. When near, it's far, how is that fair? No time synchronisation, thwarted by an insane nation! Inside my mind, search deep, you'll find, The answers to your vex, your bind. Whatever you choose, stare too hard, it'll make you blind. For fires in there, to help you lose. Winning here is for the faint-hearted, So just go back, to where once, you started!