Better Hurry

Dear Future Generations, We were selfish and thought only of ourselves This is why the ozone layer is dead, and you will soon be extinct. Do not blame yourself for the abundance of rats and explosive landfills. This too is our fault; we thought only of ourselves. We were insane consumers, who bought everything in bulk. Generations before us were busier; they did not have conveniences. Everything was convenient for us – buying online was convenient. Making meals was convenient, being selfish was convenient. We thought of ourselves first, others last. We were the first generation to do this, and you are paying for it. We fracked and lumberjacked until the trees and veins of gold were gone. Please do better than we did but hurry. Your time is limited thanks to us. Sincerely, The selfish generation