Best use of my time

I began playing this game with myself So at any moment you are holding something How would you kill an intruder I mean some of them are obvious Throw the tea then use the cups like enamel knuckle dusters Deodorant like a spray Handy flame thrower if you have a lighter in your hand Toothpaste takes some thought but if you can squeeze it onto your hands and go for the eyes Hairdryer and plug Like a pair of Noon Chucking blades as I charge towards them Sometimes good to share Pen would get the wickedness treatment Spooning eyes out on stalks Balloons depends on what they are filled with Tell them I will Not one psychopath in here There is definitely more than Took me eons to work out Mainly tricks in may A brill I ant ain’t an auntie Started working on scenarios on stairs in water Has anyone ever been xylophoned to death