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Whatever did I do to wile away the time Before poetry took over my brain Walked around staring blankly into space Burping and expelling methane Really no direction I was truly a lost soul The word 'zombie' enters my mind But now I'm alive and cooking with gas Rhyming away line after line Friends all say, “knock that stuff off!” Love to but my brain is obsessed Even rhyme when I'm ordering a pizza With this affliction I've surely been blessed I lovingly remember the carefree days Before poetry took over my life I went to the park and did normal things Like threatening little kids with a knife If you think that line wasn't appropriate Couldn't find another to rhyme So don't go writing me nasty letters I'm really not the violent kind To end this silliness on an upbeat note I've ended up on Poetry Soup Met a big bunch of real friendly people Sure happy I'm now in the loop ©Jack Ellison 2012

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Date: 3/27/2016 7:33:00 PM
Wow, Jack. WOW. This is awesome! "Even rhyme when I'm ordering a pizza With this affliction I've surely been blessed " The things you come up with are hilarious!!! So many memorable moments in this one. Always, Laura
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/27/2016 9:22:00 PM
You are the sweetest of sweeties, my love!!! What are you doing tomorrow night? LOL xxx
Date: 8/23/2012 6:03:00 AM
Waoo.. you are a wonderful poet and your works speak volumes. I think I love the last line. Nice to read your work this morning. Alfred.
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Date: 8/23/2012 6:23:00 AM
Hey nice! Your comment have started my day off with a bang! Thanks a bunch, Alfred!
Date: 8/22/2012 5:55:00 PM
hahaha, nice and funny. Loved the line about the knife.
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Date: 8/22/2012 7:15:00 PM
Glad it gave you a chuckle, Andrea! LOL Thanks for dropping by... love and hugs, Jack xxxxxx
Date: 8/22/2012 3:34:00 PM
Good job. I like your style.
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Date: 8/22/2012 3:54:00 PM
More silliness from my computer... sorry I've lost control! LOL Jack
Date: 8/22/2012 3:15:00 PM
I know that affliction well, Jack!... Very clever and amusing rhyme you've composed, especially verse four and five!...enjoyed the read - Tim
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Date: 8/22/2012 3:23:00 PM
Really... no really Tim, I'm a very gentle man! LOL Cheers, Jack
Date: 8/22/2012 2:58:00 PM
I want a pizza with funny words, some sweet words, a bit strange words - spicy with good rhyming words on the top.Well done my friend.(I post a new one: "Old Design") - Good night Jack...bed time in Norway. - oxox huggs Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 8/22/2012 3:22:00 PM
Just checked out and commented on your "Old Design"! Glad mine gave you a chuckle Anne Lise! Love and hugs, Jack xxxxxxx

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