Before Poetry

Whatever did I do to wile away the time
Before poetry took over my brain
Walked around staring blankly into space
Burping and expelling methane

Really no direction I was truly a lost soul
The word 'zombie' enters my mind
But now I'm alive and cooking with gas
Rhyming away line after line

Friends all say, “knock that stuff off!”
Love to but my brain is obsessed
Even rhyme when I'm ordering a pizza
With this affliction I've surely been blessed

I lovingly remember the carefree days
Before poetry took over my life
I went to the park and did normal things
Like threatening little kids with a knife

If you think that line wasn't appropriate
Couldn't find another to rhyme
So don't go writing me nasty letters
I'm really not the violent kind

To end this silliness on an upbeat note
I've ended up on Poetry Soup
Met a big bunch of real friendly people
Sure happy I'm now in the loop

©Jack Ellison 2012
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Breidenthal Avatar
March 27, 2016 at 7:33 PM
Wow, Jack. WOW. This is awesome! "Even rhyme when I'm ordering a pizza With this affliction I've surely been blessed " The things you come up with are hilarious!!! So many memorable moments in this one. Always, Laura
Ellison Avatar
March 27, 2016 at 9:22 PM
You are the sweetest of sweeties, my love!!! What are you doing tomorrow night? LOL xxx
Emmanuel Brown Avatar
August 23, 2012 at 6:03 AM
Waoo.. you are a wonderful poet and your works speak volumes. I think I love the last line. Nice to read your work this morning. Alfred.
Ellison Avatar
August 23, 2012 at 6:23 AM
Hey nice! Your comment have started my day off with a bang! Thanks a bunch, Alfred!
Dietrich Avatar
August 22, 2012 at 5:55 PM
hahaha, nice and funny. Loved the line about the knife.
Ellison Avatar
August 22, 2012 at 7:15 PM
Glad it gave you a chuckle, Andrea! LOL Thanks for dropping by... love and hugs, Jack xxxxxx
Self Avatar
August 22, 2012 at 3:34 PM
Good job. I like your style.
Ellison Avatar
August 22, 2012 at 3:54 PM
More silliness from my computer... sorry I've lost control! LOL Jack
Ryerson Avatar
August 22, 2012 at 3:15 PM
I know that affliction well, Jack!... Very clever and amusing rhyme you've composed, especially verse four and five!...enjoyed the read - Tim
Ellison Avatar
August 22, 2012 at 3:23 PM
Really... no really Tim, I'm a very gentle man! LOL Cheers, Jack
Andresen Avatar
August 22, 2012 at 2:58 PM
I want a pizza with funny words, some sweet words, a bit strange words - spicy with good rhyming words on the top.Well done my friend.(I post a new one: "Old Design") - Good night Jack...bed time in Norway. - oxox huggs Anne-Lise :)
Ellison Avatar
August 22, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Just checked out and commented on your "Old Design"! Glad mine gave you a chuckle Anne Lise! Love and hugs, Jack xxxxxxx
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