Bears In the Woods

Roaming a national park, ya gotta watch for bears Don't panic if you meet one, remain calm, say your prayers Suggest to this dude You're tainted food Farting works well, they'll scamper off, and you'll be spared
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Cunningham Avatar
August 16, 2019 at 1:27 PM
What's in your pants might be enough lol
Ellison Avatar
August 16, 2019 at 1:32 PM
Can't take any chances though! Mo suggested beans for next time!!!! Good day Thomas!!!
Pigeon Tart Avatar
August 16, 2019 at 9:09 AM
Lol! Of note, always eat your beans! ;D, xomo!
Ellison Avatar
August 16, 2019 at 10:14 AM
They surely will do the trick!!! LOL Have a super duper pooper of a day my sweet love!!! Love from T.O. XOXOX
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