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Bears In the Woods

Roaming a national park, ya gotta watch for bears Don't panic if you meet one, remain calm, say your prayers Suggest to this dude You're tainted food Farting works well, they'll scamper off, and you'll be spared

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 8/16/2019 1:27:00 PM
What's in your pants might be enough lol
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/16/2019 1:32:00 PM
Can't take any chances though! Mo suggested beans for next time!!!! Good day Thomas!!!
Date: 8/16/2019 9:09:00 AM
Lol! Of note, always eat your beans! ;D, xomo!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/16/2019 10:14:00 AM
They surely will do the trick!!! LOL Have a super duper pooper of a day my sweet love!!! Love from T.O. XOXOX

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