Sidney Beck Poet Footle

Beard Math

BEARD MATH
 
1         Forgetful 
2         Cute
4         Fashionable 
8         Dubious 
16       Homeless
32       Hermit
64       Penniless
128     Scruffy
256     Suspicious
512     FBI  Line-up Candidate
1024   Terrorist
2048   Circus  Peformer
4096   Saint
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NOTE    
As the number of days  doubles since your last shave, 
observers mentally put you  into the next category.

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Ilene Bauer November 12, 2017 at 9:28 AM ha! very funny, sidney... Sidney Beck November 12, 2017 at 10:36 AM Thanks Ilene.....glad you liked it.................after "4 days" for me, I immediately leap to "Scruffy" hahaha..............best wishes Syd