Beanie Weanies Clear the Way

I amuse myself by singing some nonsensical song
utterly ridiculous, but totally satisfying in a young blood way
I know this annoys my husband
which somehow makes the song more delicious to me
My body is making loud juicy farting noises
I love my man who is totally transparent, no poker face
and the way beanie weanies will get him out of the room
faster than a song.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Wolf Avatar
June 18, 2022 at 8:43 PM
'Beanie weanies?!' What next?... lol.
Lawless Avatar
June 17, 2022 at 1:04 PM
"Beans Beans the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot". Whatever gets you control of the remote......
Krutsinger Avatar
June 17, 2022 at 2:38 PM
I love that song JOHN - LOVE IT!
Hankins Avatar
June 17, 2022 at 11:07 AM
Please tell me you really don't do this...not to Joe, surely!
Krutsinger Avatar
June 17, 2022 at 2:38 PM
I sure do - he is the one who is the king beanie weanie maker too!
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