Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

Bean Soup With Barley

Poor kid on my block by the name of Harley
  Every day he ate bean soup with barley
     He'd poop 'til he bled
     The kid was half-dead
  No wonder his back end was all gnarly

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Kim Rodrigues February 17, 2023 at 8:36 PM Oh my goodness! A sore man’s porridge. Hope you just spit out your drink upon reading this…lol

Shirley Hawkins February 16, 2023 at 10:39 PM Harley should have stuck with the barley.

Michael Tor February 16, 2023 at 3:21 PM The visual is spectacular Gershon lol...

Anselmo Boles February 16, 2023 at 2:10 PM Two Imodium pills a day, will keep the bloating and the pooping at bay! Tell his dad, it'll blow him away!! Lol...ab

Paula Goldsmith February 16, 2023 at 12:27 PM Oh No!!!! More meat and less beans. Have a fun day.......................

Deb M February 16, 2023 at 12:51 AM Ewww Gershon too much info…Ha! Debx Deb M February 16, 2023 at 10:04 PM I'm Talking about the poop not the soup BB! Debxx Gershon Wolf February 16, 2023 at 7:37 PM Eww, gross... disgusting... What can I say, Deb?

Tom Cunningham February 16, 2023 at 12:47 AM Ouch, he'll have to invest in a soft cushion. Tom Deb M February 16, 2023 at 12:50 AM Tom you have mail!!!

Mystic Rose Rose February 16, 2023 at 12:39 AM lol poor thing Gershon Wolf February 16, 2023 at 7:35 PM I told him to call 'Mr. Bean.' Hope he did.