BAWDY Elf on the Shelf

A giggle escaped from the shelf
as Santa was tossing himself,
his face very red,
'I'm coming,' he said
and smirking, he shot on the elf.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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Kendrick Avatar
January 1, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Well, quite different. Congratulations on your winner. Sara K
Dietrich Avatar
January 1, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Oh my. This was really good, Jack one of my favorites on the list . Happy New Year. . I never even had time today to see email
Kitchin Avatar
December 31, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Jack, congratulations on your winning placement with your funny and very bawdy limerick.
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