Battlecreek Joust

When Kelloggs' jousts with Post, It's easy to find the host, Just look for that Ruby Red Smile, From her lawnchair seat, for quite a while, Poppin' pocorn in, With a fox's sly winning grin, She dodges the poor fool's splash, And is set to collect her winner's cash, She'd bet on that poor fool, Drowning in that puddle-pool.... One thing the fool noticed with his last breath, And his untimely death, She'd pulled a clever one off, To mislead others of his ilk, She's now using GatorAid instead of milk!!!! For my Jewel of a friend, Ruby.