Batter to Umpire

You wear a chest protector and a clicker,
and while I don't mean to bicker,
a whole new world could come into view.
I say this confidentially to you,
in the hopes you get my gist, 
and visit an optometrist.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Etgen-Baker Avatar
April 8, 2026 at 5:39 PM
appreciate both your rhyme and your wit
Crandall Avatar
April 10, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Thanks, Sara!
Dietrich Avatar
April 6, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Haha. You are just so witty
Crandall Avatar
April 6, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Thanks, Andrea!
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