Bathroom Poetry

I learned to write poetry From those bathroom walls I even learned about life From them dirty old stalls I think one was even written By Mr Edgar Allan Poe Wait!, that might have said David Allan Coe One poem that I found Was scribbled in red Of course I can't really repeat What that poem said Some were so funny They made me laugh real hard I laughed til I cried And my lungs were scarred Here I sit so broken hearted Was a poem that we made famous But we never signed our names In case they ever tried to blame us Now some say that bathroom poetry Just isn't very well known But you just can't help but read some While you're sitting on the throne To pee or not to pee I haven't made up my mind But you have to admit, bathroom poetry Is simply one of a kind