Baseball and Women

Baseball and women To me much the same I cherish them both For the love of the game But when I’m up to bat I don’t always swing For the pitches I get Are not always my thing And I’m not opposed To a free base on balls I’d have to be stupid To argue those calls I don’t swing for the fences I’m no long-ball hitter But when it comes to these games I’m not any quitter No, I’m quite content To just reach first base I think slow and steady Is my natural pace Yes, women and baseball Are so much the same I’d be honored if voted In their Hall of Fame