Barking Dogs and Screaming Kids

Barking dogs and screaming kids Can drive a person to drink There's nothing so disconcerting Worse than loud music methinks Hard to control a barking dog They'll bite you and rip off your leg Beating kiddies is wee bit extreme But it's fun watching them beg Go ahead whomp on your child As long as you don't leave any marks Strangling is definitely illegal though Welts are sometimes quite dark Betcha I'm gonna hear 'bout this 'Bout abusing wee kids and all Really they're only minor injuries It's a blast to hear 'em bawl! Just kidding!!!
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Cunningham Avatar
March 5, 2022 at 8:59 AM
Lol, no wonder alcohol sales are booming. Tom
Ellison Avatar
March 5, 2022 at 9:05 AM
LOL Who needs that crutch... not this old man! Don't need that stuff! We've been friends for quite a while eh!!!
Hankins Avatar
March 5, 2022 at 8:37 AM
(chuckling) You sure know how to get a rise out of your readers, Jack. You hearkened way by to the past, I think. Ah, how the times have changed in this regard...and for the better! Although a swift slap on the rear never hurt any kid!
Ellison Avatar
March 5, 2022 at 9:13 AM
(chuckle) Life needs some laughter during these dark days... we've struggled through before and we will again.......
Lawless Avatar
March 5, 2022 at 5:38 AM
GO TO YOUR ROOM JACK.....AND SLAP YOURSELF.
Ellison Avatar
March 5, 2022 at 5:56 AM
(A big cackle here!!!) Love the humour John! Right on... love it!
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