Barbie On the Dating Site
Barbie On the Dating Site
By Elton Camp
“Hello, guys, here’s my picture for you to see.
You will note, I’m slim and as cute as can be.”
“If it’s that I have no money you are supposin’
I’m actually filthy rich from as a model posin’
“I have the most beautiful long, blonde hair
And my complexion is pleasing and very fair.”
“I, at one time, was in a long-term relationship,
But to another doll my handsome Ken did slip.”
The picture Barbie posts is how she used to appear
Since it was made, there has passed many a year
But maybe the man she meets won’t be troubled
To find that cute Barbie’s size has nearly doubled
Copyright © Elton Camp | Year Posted 2012
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