Baggy Pants

Show them what rebellion means, wear your blue faded denim jeans halfway down your sexy **** showing off your free swingin boxers. Feel a breeze in the crotch down at the knees, take a step and watch them jeans botch sliding down to your oxfords. D o w n w D o w n w D o w n w a r d towards two left feet with the beat of the music, glide and bend down with a thud and pick them up sexy stud. Start all over again; it happens quite fast.
5/31/2018 inspired by Andrea Dietrich, "Jiggle pants dance"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Gentry Avatar
June 14, 2018 at 11:33 AM
Big smile! Congratulations on your win with this fun dance poem!
Sietesantos Avatar
June 11, 2018 at 9:53 AM
Swinging back with BIG congratulations on your win, my friend! Hugs. Pandita
Pett Avatar
June 10, 2018 at 6:13 PM
Congratulations on your well deserved win Eve, very clever and sounds fun. :))
Gauthier Avatar
June 9, 2018 at 11:15 PM
Congrats on your win with your fun poem, Eve.
Sietesantos Avatar
June 8, 2018 at 10:42 AM
Oh what a witty depiction of the baggy pants - LOL! I see them all the time some walking like penguins (not at all sexy), pulling on their belt straps, trying to keep them from falling down to their knees - hehehehe! This piece will surely do very well in Andrea's contest! Best regards and hugs. Pandita
Callus Avatar
June 2, 2018 at 8:52 AM
Enjoyed...and have been absolutely entertained, Eve:) Now-a-days I see all sorts wearing jeans; many of them have a hard job keeping them on. My granddaughter was worried because she tripped and tore her jeans at the knee....others buy them ready torn, and pay extra for it!! Hugs // paul
Smith Avatar
June 1, 2018 at 11:53 AM
At least you didn't shimmy like Andrea, funny stuff Eve...
One Avatar
June 1, 2018 at 6:16 AM
haha.. good one Eve..
Cunningham Avatar
June 1, 2018 at 1:48 AM
Haha good one Eve, call me old fashioned but can't understand that fashion and torn jeans, what's that about.
Vaso Avatar
June 1, 2018 at 12:39 AM
LOL this is so good eve!!!! Loved it!
Michael Avatar
May 31, 2018 at 11:28 PM
Nice little grove once you can get back up...All the best Eve
Hagy Avatar
May 31, 2018 at 9:43 PM
So cute! :)...I just read Andrea's poem...this is great, funny compliment to it!...nice sculpting too :)
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