Badawayy!!!!

He stomps down the path! Oh how I feel his wrath! He screams at me! I'm about to pee! He shoves me down a hole! Oh how he dances on the telephone pole! Flirts with every girl he sees! Please Badaway, don't touch me! He is the bully of high school! How he thinks he is soooo cool! He weighs two o' eight. Oh how he used me for his manly bait! I hate him, don't you see! Why won't anyone listen to me?!?!