Bad Boy Jack

Jack and Jill went up the hill ~ to fetch a pail of water Jack went down to fool around ~ with Little Miss Muffet's daughter Jill saw them kissing up in a tree ~ K.I.S.S.I.N.G She called up Jack Horner ~ who was still in his corner To ask him if he knew ~ where they'd be The Little Old Lady ~ who lives in a shoe Said to Humpty Dumpy ~ And Little Boy Blue That jack and Miss Muffet's daughter ~ were missing Twas Little Bo Peep ~ That took Jack for her keep In the beanstalk ~ is where they were kissing