Bad Bad Poem

This is the worst poem I'll write
Only because I want to fight
For a lifetime membership on 
Poetry soup, is more valuable
Than getting rid of the croup
I must rhyme every line
So I get picked every time
I hope this poem stinks p.u.
Or else I'll be the one that pays my dues.
Is it nasty and dirty and bad as can be
If not P.D will never pick me.
So I better not rhyme my lines anymore 
For I don't want to be shown the window.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013



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Date: 5/14/2013 6:08:00 AM
hahaha, I see you made the winners list, so congrats for it!!! It was not so bad since it was entertaining!
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Date: 5/13/2013 6:38:00 PM
Hahahaha..a stinky way to win but very entertaining..smiles
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Date: 5/6/2013 8:28:00 AM
Funny quill you've penned... I really enjoyed it and Congrats on your win, Jennifer~A.O
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Date: 5/5/2013 5:49:00 PM
Hi Jennifer, not that bad,,, but not that good..., your poem is what it is! CONGRATULATIONS ;-) Thank you for participating in my worst poem contest. I don't know if I should call this an honor, but it has been something different... It's always a pleasure running odd contest. Take Care~ LINDA
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Date: 4/29/2013 6:49:00 AM
Jennifer....this stinks...I hope you win...hahahahaha.
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Date: 4/28/2013 12:41:00 AM
hahaha, this was a creative way to do her contest. I probably should have entered my texting poem from an earlier contest, since I I was not able to comprehend it a month later when I tried reading it and forgot the meaning of the translation I'd used from English to Text speak!!
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