Backfiring Big Time

Me good old mate Henry Hawkins
is prankster intent through and through.
He’ll play those silly practical jokes
on the likes of both me and on you.
But I don’t think that he ever thought,
one alone could give him such remorse,
when a trick he played on his daughter,
gave Henry the grounds for divorce.

This night I called in on old Henry,
for there’s fish that we need to chase.
He was home alone with his daughter.
His wife was at her girlfriend’s place.
And while we discussed our fishing trip,
his daughter said to me “Hey mister,
you have got two little girls at home,
I do wish that I had a sister.”

Then Henry could not help himself;
he expressed a prank that’s untrue.
“My darling you do have a sister.”
And wide eyed she answered “I do.”
“That’s right” Henry uttered and grinned,
with his practical joking once more,
“Each time you come in through the front,
your sister scoots out the back door.”

I just could not help shaking me head.
Now his poor little daughters confused,
and so she goes looking for answers,
in the truth that fool Henry misused.
But then innocence brought out the truth,
and a scandal was quickly abuzz,
when comparing her sister by asking, 
“Do you mean like my other dad does?”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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October 24, 2020 at 7:14 PM
Absolutely delightful, Lindsay. No one is your equal at writing what I call "story poems." Stay healthy (for lots of reasons). Hugs x x x. Paul
Laurie Avatar
October 26, 2020 at 2:56 PM
Hello Paul ... thank you once again Paul. You can almost see the looks on the father's face in this story poem. Catch you soon Paul - Lindsay
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August 17, 2020 at 10:47 AM
So Cute. Enjoyed your story/poem. Your next poem could be getting him back. Enjoy your day..............
Laurie Avatar
August 19, 2020 at 9:31 PM
Hello Paula ... firstly, thanks for reading. I know what you're saying here, but boy oh boy big fires build from spot fires - thank you Paula; stay safe - Lindsay
Proxenos Avatar
August 12, 2020 at 10:25 AM
What a unique and clever twist this was Lindsay, talk about the cat among the pigeons. Great write my friend, keep them coming Lindsay, you have a great sense of humor! Blessings, Jennifer.
Laurie Avatar
August 19, 2020 at 9:28 PM
Hello Jennifer ... a singer once advised me some time ago that you must leave an audience and contented, and if you fail one person, you must work harder, but that was a live entertainer, however, writing is entertainment too - thank you Jennifer - Lindsay
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August 9, 2020 at 5:22 AM
Oh, my! I'm sure Henry stopped laughing then--poor guy. This is an excellent narrative poem with a killer ending, Lindsay! Janice
Laurie Avatar
August 11, 2020 at 8:44 PM
Hello Janice ... there is a chance that there could have been a real killer ending. Thanks for reading and leaving a comment Janice - Lindsay
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August 8, 2020 at 6:00 PM
What a clever twist at the end, Laurie! Reminds of the work by O'Henry. I wasn't expecting her to have "two fathers." Great write! Hugs, Carolyn
Laurie Avatar
August 11, 2020 at 8:42 PM
Hello Carolyn ... and neither was the REAL father. Must look up O'Henry. Thank you, and thank you for reading and commenting Carolyn - Lindsay
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August 8, 2020 at 11:46 AM
Love the punch line on this tale Lindsay. Hope all is well your way. A few more cases of the virus popping up here. Hoping will disappear quickly. love phyl
Laurie Avatar
August 11, 2020 at 8:39 PM
Hello Phyllis ... thanks for reading and putting up a comment. My email explains our situation here - stay safe Phyllis - Lindsay
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August 5, 2020 at 1:30 PM
Another winner! Nice to know COVID-19 is not cramping your style! Aloha! Rico
Laurie Avatar
August 11, 2020 at 8:37 PM
G'day Rico ... staying home certainly might have saved someone's reputation in this verse. Thanks again Rico - Lindsay
Allison Avatar
August 5, 2020 at 7:05 AM
ha ha ha just love the punch line Lindsay thanks for the giggle:-) hugs Jan xx
Laurie Avatar
August 11, 2020 at 8:35 PM
Hello Jan ... pleased you enjoyed this latest bit of nonsense, although, I'd bet this has happened somewhere with kids involved - thanks Jan - Lindsay
Cunningham Avatar
August 5, 2020 at 3:13 AM
Yikes, but don't kids always speak the truth lol Tom
Laurie Avatar
August 11, 2020 at 8:32 PM
Hello Tom ... correct Tom. Kids are taught to always tell the truth, but then something like this crops up...eke! Thanks Tom - Lindsay
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