Back To the Future

If I could journey back in time,
What would I change in my life?
I have two lovely children, 
So I guess I’ll just change the wife.

Then I would go back in time, 
To a point when I was young.
And kick the bugger’s ****, 
For the times he failed instead of won.

I’ll tell him that I’m the devil,
And if I catch him drinking and smoking.
Hell is a fiery place where he will dell,
And kick his **** to show I’m not joking.

I’ll install the bible doctrine in him 
And give him the foundation as a starter pack
Then I’ll nip back in time now and then
And kick his **** to keep him on track

Hopefully I will turn out well
A better Christian than what I’m now
For if I don’t then I’ll go back
And kick his **** and that is my vow.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Devonshire Avatar
September 24, 2010 at 2:10 PM
You had me laughing when you said you'd change your wife, then the laughs continued as you kicked the devil's "arse." Enjoyed this poem very much and wish you success in the contest. Great entry with a nice bit of "kick arse." Love, Carolyn
Neels Avatar
September 24, 2010 at 1:29 PM
I want to use the machine if you are done with it ;) enjoyed your witty back to the future write love Wilma
Culverhouse Avatar
September 24, 2010 at 1:18 PM
hope you invent to time machine...I will be the first customer.
Mehta Avatar
September 24, 2010 at 4:00 AM
The very humor flows from the very first and can imagine what follow. Very funny way to turn back, enjoyed it really, M.P
Dietrich Avatar
September 24, 2010 at 12:02 AM
Mad poet, this is a funny approach to the contest. what you would change is a similar thing I would change (but I did not reveal it in my entry) just for you to know! kick some ass now. LUv, Andrea
D. Avatar
September 23, 2010 at 8:06 PM
oi, a kick ass write, nice
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