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Babyface What 'Cha Think'N 2

I thought I had mama all to myself, but when we got home from the cuddly place where we had spent my first several hours, there were all kinds of weirdos grabbing at me. One of them is wearing the worst smelly perfume and it makes me mad Putting me in a foul mood. Why would anyone dunk themselves in a bottle of cologne Before they grab up a baby? She is rubbing me against her stinky body. MOMMY! I am getting ready to howl my most angry howl. MAWWWWWMMMMMY! Wha! Wha! What! What is wrong with this woman? Why is she holding on? There is one other strategy I can use. I scrunch up my face muscles as hard as I can. Aha! Now my smell rivals hers. Yes, I am going back to Mommy, but I will give her one lingering glare. I am furious with this Grandma person… Written April 20 2019 Baby Face What Cha Thinkin 2 Contest Photo: 1 Sponsor: James Edward Lee Sr.

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Joseph May

Date: 6/5/2019 8:00:00 AM

Congrats on your top win Caren!

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 6/6/2019 12:31:00 AM

Thank you so much Joseph. It was an unexpected pleasure.

Eve Roper

Date: 6/4/2019 9:43:00 PM

Poor grandma... Congratulations on your win.. Hugs Eve

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 6/4/2019 10:07:00 PM

Thank you Eve. Fallling asleep here. Nighty Night.

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 6/4/2019 1:19:00 PM

- Poor grandmother ... she was so proud and happy for this sweet grandchild... :))) - Congratulations on your 1st place in the contest, Caren :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 6/4/2019 3:42:00 PM

Thank you Anne-Lise. This was totally unexpected. But very nice.

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 6/4/2019 3:50:00 AM

Congratulations on your trophy win with this cute humorous poem Caren. : ) xxoo

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 6/4/2019 9:41:00 AM

I always cringe when a woman who has bathed in a vat of perfume grabs a newborn, with a bunch of pointy rings to boot. Some of us are allergic to perfume, and it is so easy to scratch a newborn with your jewelry!

Beata Agustin

Date: 6/4/2019 2:41:00 AM

Wow! Congrats... Thanks for reminding me my "baby thoughts..." God bless you.

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 6/4/2019 9:42:00 AM

You are most welcome Beata. Thank you for stopping by.

Line Gauthier

Date: 6/3/2019 7:34:00 PM

Your experience with babies comes through with this top winner, Caren. Congrats.

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 6/3/2019 11:02:00 PM

Wow! This was mighty unexpected. Wow! Thanks for letting me know! Hooray!

Hilo Poet

Date: 6/3/2019 5:52:00 PM

My heartfelt compliments on a righteous 1st Place for the Baby Contest Caren, Aloha William

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 6/3/2019 11:02:00 PM

Thank you so much William!

James Edward Lee Sr.

Date: 4/21/2019 4:44:00 PM

ooh!! This is totally wrong on all counts.. LOL But funny at all get out.. This probably happens to everyone fam at least once. Every birth..(But why Grandma LOL) Totally cute... Might be early more people should read this one..Write on.

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/21/2019 10:10:00 PM

Thank you James. I truly despise perfume as it triggers my asthma as quickly as cat-fur and cold air.