Automated World

Poet:  Ken Jordan Poem:  Automated World Edited by:  Sparkle Jordan written:  January/2015 Hello,  you've reached  the  automated phone  system - Please listen  to  the following message, For our menu has changed - * Be advised,  all calls  are  subject to recording : For English press 1 For Spanish press 2 For all other languages press 3 *If you know  your  party's extension, you  may dial it  at  anytime - Otherwise,  to  speak  with an operator,  press 0  For hours  of  operation press 4 For holiday hours  of operation press 5 For benefits  press 6,  followed by  the pound sign - All other inquiry's,  please remain on the line,  a company advisor   will  take your call shortly - * Due to high volume phone calls, estimated wait time  is  thirty minutes. For faster service,  please  go to  our Web site - To repeat this message, press 7  NOW!!! followed by the pound sign -