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Audible Snorts

Have you noticed lately, the shorter the shorts The broader men's smiles and the louder their snorts Disgusting say what? But quite hot to trot Controlled by their lower regions with grunts of all sorts

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Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 8/3/2017 8:32:00 AM

I oft ride my bike past the ponds//Where bathing beauties are barely covered with fronds//I watch the boys//Eyeing these toys//My safety and theirs depends upon. (Not a lot of attention paid to heavy pedestrian/bicycle traffic in these areas) TROT ON JACKSON!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/3/2017 8:45:00 AM

Is that like a wilderness area or are all Boise inhabitants more liberal minded? If so, might consider moving there! YUM YUM!!! HOT TO TROT! (What am I thinking, I'll be 82 in 8 days!!!)

Russell Sivey

Date: 8/3/2017 7:17:00 AM

Oh Jack, you went there didn't you! Ha ha! You are a clever writer and full of intriguing naughty lines! I surely loved reading this immature, but hilarious, funny poem this morning!! What a delight it was to read, Great Work!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/3/2017 7:25:00 AM

MEN??? What degenerates we can be, eh!!! I apologize for all us guys!!! LOL

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 8/3/2017 7:09:00 AM

I have! Was accosted just yesterday :( no short shorts but "I like your dog... I like your tits" :o The joys of femininity, NOT! xomo

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/3/2017 7:15:00 AM

REALLY!!! DISGUSTING! A women's body is to be honoured and celebrated... not degraded! THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE AND DEGRADING! Some assholes... xxx