At Arm's Length

My wife says I need glasses But I don't think I do Just because I missed that elephant That evening at the zoo I can see as good as always I don't bump into the wall I only got lost a couple of times While walking down the hall My eyes may not be perfect But they still have pretty good strength Cause now I read my magazines From a distance at arm's length Things might be a little blurry I just need a little sleep So don't worry about these peepers They still have plenty of peep