Asylum For Katie

don’t get me wrong, i could give a *****about katie holmes, katie cruise, katie holmes-cruise or kate noelle holmes, as Wiki would have her. but one must find asylum for katie, as she is being hunted down by the scientologist sea-soldiers whose drones parade the world with a special kind of madness & after dropping tommy like a bad habit, she’s joined the unique club of women who have chosen sanity over suffering. in fact, as the few years progressed, i can’t imagine a day that went by when she didn’t look more haggard than the last & sure, while she certainly made a lot of a-level connects, being the baby-dispenser for one of scientology’s most vocal & famous spokespeople, one could tell that part of her deep down inside, still remembered the young free woman, that she had been. so find a rock somewhere in hollywood to hide her under, or ship her off to a desert island, ****, find out what nicky did when she dropped the bomb, but don’t go to mimi, because rumor has it, she’s the one that “saved” tom & “showed him the way” of l. ron. sure, she can’t act her way out of a balsa wood box & sure, she’s not important enough to protect from a stale Twinkie getting hurled across an elementary school cafeteria, but ya got ta hand it to the girl for getting up the strength to say sayonara to the “space opera” & though she’ll be labeled an SP, she can join the ****ing club with the rest of us & in a perfect world, she’ll shed the silliness of religion altogether & become an Atheist.