As Backward As Woman Can Be

Miss Morris was as backwards as a woman can be backwards. She was so backwards, I was surprised she could walk forwards. Her ways made the ways of the cave people look high-tech. She had no knowledge of computers, smart phones, dumb phones, or TVs. She read books the old fashioned way in a library where books still have pages. We did not know what to do with her. She was an anomaly in our family. Oh did I forget to tell you that? I do not mention it to just everyone.