As Backward As Woman Can Be

Miss Morris was as backwards as a woman can be backwards.

She was so backwards, I was surprised she could walk forwards.

Her ways made the ways of the cave people look high-tech.

She had no knowledge of computers, smart phones, dumb phones, or TVs.

She read books the old fashioned way in a library where books still have pages.

We did not know what to do with her.
She was an anomaly in our family.

Oh did I forget to tell you that?
I do not mention it to just everyone.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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